May 2013
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can it be… has it rly happened? have i become bored of and repulsed by tumblr.com? yes i believe i have
rnilkbreath:
home alone time 2 get freaky ;)
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joebarborak reblogged your post: i stood in very close proximity to thomas pynchon…
how does that even happen when he never leaves his house
it was in his apartment building :D (APPARENTLY) (NOW I KNOW WHERE HE LIVES) (i am going to hang out there more often)
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i stood in very close proximity to thomas pynchon twice today
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lolcalnews:
❤
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w0w i don’t check the crabstickz tag for several days and when i finally do i see tits dicks and centipedes thank you al so muc h
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internetexplorers:
i wish i was really small so i could sleep on a pretty little flower like a venus fly trap so it’d eat me and i would die (◡‿◡✿)
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castielhasthephoneb0x:
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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biglizard:
chris kendall
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chris kendall
officialdogblog:
gonna watch some porn (≖‿≖ )
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ummmmmmm jenny just sent me a pic of her cat w/ his penis out on snapchat
normal ppl please send me things my u/n is thxgiving
pjsbooty:
“ur too beautiful to cut yourself” . .wo w … thnk u that changed everything …. whole life outlook changed now…. im beautiful ??? wowzee!! never gonna cut again wow no need!! cuz im beautiful!! dont need 2 cut anymore cuz u told me in beautiful. thank u
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imeatingpizzarightnow:
if chris kendall ever makes another youtube video this is going to be everyone’s reaction